Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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