Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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