I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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