I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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