Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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