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  I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?

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  No. I am devastated

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• (281): View more from Texas

  so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  "Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.

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• (714): View more from California

  I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting

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• (315): View more from New York

  Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.

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• (530): View more from California

  I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

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  ..... starting now

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