For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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