It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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