i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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