did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Everything about him screamed your future.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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