what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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