Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
How naked do you want me to be?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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