Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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