My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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