the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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