Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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