just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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