when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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