you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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