Jerry, you need to find god
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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