No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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