...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Girls should come with a carfax report
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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