How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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