Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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