Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
