She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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