Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
how does that bad decision feel?
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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