FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
