We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Randomize
