somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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