Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The ass gains better be worth it
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