new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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