I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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