If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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