i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
