When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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