honey bunches of taint.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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