Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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