You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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