She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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