Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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