Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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