I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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