God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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