we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
it's not cheating when I paid for it
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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