new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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