quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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