More tranny stories later!
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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