So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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