I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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