So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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