I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Randomize
