is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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