In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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