These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Dignity is for republicans.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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