I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I'm too high and old for this...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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