We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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