My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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