But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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