I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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