just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Randomize